#Soggy biscuit jokes code#

Look, I know this joke is making fun of Erlich’s general ignorance. “Try to get a selfie with Steph Curry.” “I will if she’s there.” Later on when Jared asks Richard “what are you up to?” He responds in a moment of triumph: About 6’2.” 2. This sets up perhaps the second best running joke in the episode – Richard’s clear shame for being suddenly short. Then he joyfully delivers the news that Richard isn’t gaining weight because of his unhealthy lifestyle, he’s just straight up shrinking. For one, he doesn’t believe that this dweeb could possibly need an STD test. This time around he’s got a lot of bad news for Little Richie. I can’t get enough of Andy Daly’s abusive, unnamed doctor who just seems to inexplicably hate Richard. “What, did you graze your penis against a toilet seat? I would tell you not to have sex until then but let’s face it: lightning aint gonna strike twice.” How would a normal person describe cracking the top 500 in an app store? I don’t know but it’s certainly wouldn’t be comparing their product to a deadly plague. That doesn’t mean we should ignore Jared’s hilariously weird contributions. “We might not be a global epidemic yet but we’ve moved from bat saliva to humans and we just killed our first few villagers.”Įrlich is the most infamously verbal character on Silicon Valley. Patent trolls are terrible, loathsome creatures but Stu has so much fun just being a complete sleaze. Also the source from which this joke comes is the wonderfully buoyant patent troll Stuart Burke. Steve Wonder didn’t see a lawsuit coming because he’s blind! Teeheehee. This is a great joke for a couple of reasons.

“Did you represent all these people?” “No. Meanwhile, Erlich has to go to great lengths to get out of playing basketball and Gilfoyle does everything he can to hack a smart fridge. Classic Richard…who is physically shrinking by the way. So Richard goes on a long adventure to not pay and still ends up with a $2,000 deficit. He jocularly informs Richard he owes him $20,000. To learn more, see the privacy policy.Ol’ Stu is done shaking down the music industry for dubious patent infringements and he’s on to tech. Please note that Urban Thesaurus uses third party scripts (such as Google Analytics and advertisements) which use cookies.

#Soggy biscuit jokes code#

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